cherchez la femme

[consecrates]

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[consecrates]

That's because I would've hit you if you weren't.

[ which is still a threat she makes anyway so. ]

[untie]

You threaten to hit me all the time.

[ it's like he's read her mind. ]

I feel like nothing would make a difference with that, but that's my guess after a thorough investigation. I'm all ears if you think otherwise.

[consecrates]

Well, you might be right about that, seeing that it's you we're talking about.

So why me?

[untie]

Why you?

[consecrates]

I

would ask it a second time but then, you'll probably just ask it back and we'll get nowhere.

[untie]

[ she has a point, even though dick doesn't make it a point of his own to be that difficult. sometimes it just happens. ]

Why am I nice to you?
We're friends. It's natural to be nice to the people you like.

[ he says it like it's so simple. ]

[consecrates]

So you like me, then.
I see.

I'm learning a lot of things today, including the fact that you only have a few friends.

[untie]

And how do you feel about being one of the few?

[consecrates]

Surprised but very flattered.
Do you also send naked selfies to your other friends?

[untie]

I don't.

[ you're just special, davina claire. ]

[consecrates]

Good, that's the only answer I'll accept from you.

[untie]

How many people do you accept naked selfies from?

[ it's for the investigation into whether she can be a law-abiding citizen yet. ]

[consecrates]

There's only one I haven't deleted from my phone.

[ again, not like him. ]

[untie]

[ huh ... ]

You know, I can skip the rest of my shift. I've done enough overtime anyway.
I wouldn't want to keep you waiting any longer.

[ dick grayson sleeps and eats at his job. he can take a few hours off. this is very important, too. official police business off the clock. ]

[consecrates]

Already?
I haven't made dinner yet.

[ colour her surprised, though. dick grayson, skipping work and leaving early when he's normally married to his job. ]

[untie]

We can make it together. I can prove to you I can be trusted with a knife.

[ or he can stay in his lane at work. either way, doesn't matter to him as he's still going to see davina in the end.¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

[consecrates]

[ lbr they probably won't get anything done together ]

Fine.
I should probably stop working on a weekend anyway.

How good are you at making rice?