I will take a photo for posterity and make sure I have a copy of it saved somewhere. Just in case it doesn't happen again and you need me to remind you about it.
It sounds like you might want to file a report against the number one detective. Is there a reason why he's not the friendliest or most approachable? We need as much detail as possible so we can act on it quickly. We take these things very seriously.
I don't know, your new partner looking problematic whenever I would see her? And then she'd have this look on her face whenever we would meet like she has something she wants to say to me.
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Just in case it doesn't happen again and you need me to remind you about it.
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You know, I actually do.
And it's a pretty large and extensive collection.
Wanna see it?
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Is my selfie in there?
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Don't you want to find out for yourself?
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Tonight? You find out if my chest and abs are impressive, and I get to see your Dick album.
We're going to need appropriate food. Italian? Chinese? Nearest fast food restaurant?
[ this is going to make it into their wedding vows, isn't it? ]
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What's the nearest fast food restaurant?
Oh, and just a fair warning: I hope you prepare yourself to get blown away by the album's contents as well.
[ sharing is caring is def going to be a part of their wedding vows. ]
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McDonald's. Starbucks. Pizza Hut. Subway. Really prized places. 5 star reviews promise it's like cooking in your own home.
Thanks for the warning. I'll make sure I'm very prepared, and if I'm not, at least I have your shoulder to cry on.
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Right, well.
I'm not sure how your heart can endure all of those great places so I'll drop by the supermarket and pick up a few items instead.
I'll get you a box of Kleenex too, just in case.
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That's very considerate of you, thank you. I honestly don't know what I'd do without you.
Where are you planning on taking these few items? Your place? Mine?
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You would probably be living a sullen, moody life, lacking colour and happiness.
Like even more sullen and moody than right now.
How functional is your kitchen? Honest question.
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[ and he knows what a cupboard is!
in all seriousness, though: ]
I know how to use the stove, and you'll find there's some leftovers that prove that I can cook.
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My kitchen it is, then.
I don't want to accidentally set your place on fire because we're both not sure which stuff works and which doesn't.
I guess I don't have to ask if you drink, right?
I mean, you're a detective and this is like a given.
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I drink. I know, it's a stereotype, but I've come to accept it.
So, am I allowed to touch anything in your kitchen or am I expected to the stand to the side and look pretty?
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I only have beer so if you want something fancier, you'll have to bring it yourself.
And as long as you're aware that you're not supposed to run around while carrying a knife, then I suppose you're allowed to help.
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Or whatever school detectives go to.
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[ amongst many other things, including not knowing how to not brood. ]
It's a good thing I have you to teach me, and just in the nick of time.
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Nick of time, as in you thankfully haven't stabbed anyone yet while on duty?
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[ robin, on the other hand ... never invite that guy over to cook. ]
You'll be safe. I promise.
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And I'm not too worried about my safety.
I can defend myself from crazy knife-wielding dates if I need to.
[ can she really stop robin from inviting himself over? really? ]
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You doubt I'd be the number one detective in the precinct? Ouch. That stings.
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I thought the number one detective would be the friendliest and most approachable of the group, that's all.
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It sounds like you might want to file a report against the number one detective. Is there a reason why he's not the friendliest or most approachable? We need as much detail as possible so we can act on it quickly. We take these things very seriously.
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And then she'd have this look on her face whenever we would meet like she has something she wants to say to me.
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