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@claire

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what would i need a house for? or anything else for that matter? i have everything i need? is there something you want?

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you have a broken bed.
you could at least get that fixed and get jelly beans.

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a bed which still works just fine — as you well know. without its legs, there's no risk of you breaking it again.

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again, i didn't break it.
between the two of us, we know who has the strength to break a bed and more.

[gradual]

you said we could ask for a house? ( he might have something in mind then. his playhouse. )

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yeah, you could.
are you asking for one?

[gradual]

something like that. ( of course he'll be needing her blood to get in. shouldn't be a problem though. )

[consecrates]

well, let me know how it goes.
and seriously, if i find out that all you ask for a bag of jelly beans using a square, i'm locking you up in that coffin for a day.

[gradual]

is that an idle threat? i'm tempted to misbehave.

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you should try it, then.
that coffin is your favourite, right?

[gradual]

not unless you're in there with me. plenty more we can do.

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pretty sure we've done enough in that coffin, kol.
i would honestly love to see it in flames.

[gradual]

pray tell. what did my poor coffin ever do to you?

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more like, what did its owner ever do to me inside that coffin?

[gradual]

well, i had the most delicious meal in it.

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did you now?
then again, i'd be upset if you didn't have the most delicious meal considering who your meal was.

[gradual]

i aim to please. quick question: are you familiar with sex toys?

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no, i'm not.
and before you ask, no. i don't want to play with them, kol.

[gradual]

why not? we can figure it out together. i'm practically being forced to take these.

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just because you're being forced doesn't mean you have to take all of them.
just leave it be, kol.

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you're not at all curious?

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is your dick not working anymore?
is that why you want to try out these sex toys?

[gradual]

do you want to find out if it is? perhaps you ought to. where are you?

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somewhere you can't find.

[gradual]

hiding away in your church? that's not fair.