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@claire

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surprise, surprise.

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have you got any complaints?

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no more coffin sex, thank you.

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no? i could've sworn you enjoyed it. well, we've cleared that square. so, what's next? i'd like to make a request for some jelly beans with the augur. ( he had some while he was in denver. yummy. )

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jelly beans?
what else are you requesting?

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that's it.

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that can't be it, kol.

are you asking for a jar of jelly beans?
a crate?

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a crate? a packet will do. i don't have that much of a sweet tooth. do you?

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i don't, but that's too little of a request for a square.

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it's only a square. ( he's clearly not taking things seriously. he doesn't really care to? )

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a square could get you an entire house if you ask for one.
at least request for something equivalent to it.

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what would i need a house for? or anything else for that matter? i have everything i need? is there something you want?

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you have a broken bed.
you could at least get that fixed and get jelly beans.

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a bed which still works just fine — as you well know. without its legs, there's no risk of you breaking it again.

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again, i didn't break it.
between the two of us, we know who has the strength to break a bed and more.

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you said we could ask for a house? ( he might have something in mind then. his playhouse. )

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yeah, you could.
are you asking for one?

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something like that. ( of course he'll be needing her blood to get in. shouldn't be a problem though. )

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well, let me know how it goes.
and seriously, if i find out that all you ask for a bag of jelly beans using a square, i'm locking you up in that coffin for a day.

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is that an idle threat? i'm tempted to misbehave.

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you should try it, then.
that coffin is your favourite, right?

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not unless you're in there with me. plenty more we can do.

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pretty sure we've done enough in that coffin, kol.
i would honestly love to see it in flames.

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pray tell. what did my poor coffin ever do to you?

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more like, what did its owner ever do to me inside that coffin?